OK. I am going to try writing a novel or two (I will switch back and forth if I get stuck on one–this will happen often). It, they, are probably going to be bad, but that is fine by me. I just want to see if I can write something, check that, finish writing something. Critiques are absolutely welcome, though please remember before you go too harsh, that this is a first draft in its truest form (alright, I have and will spell-check the thing before handing it over to you). I hope you find this interesting or, at least, tolerable. All rights reserved!